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Competency Comparisons

Have you heard of the U.S.’s support of the rebels in Libya? If so, congrats - you know more about foreign policy better than a Republican presidential candidate (Herman Cain).

Have you ever sexually harassed your workplace subordinates? If not, congrats - you have conducted yourself in a more moral manner than a Republican presidential candidate (Herman Cain).

Have you ever eaten at Pizza Hut, Domino’s, or Papa John’s? If so, congrats - you have more discerning taste in pizza than a Republican presidential candidate (Herman Cain).

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